Mmm...yeah. Just remembered how much I love them. xD

Anyways, decided to jump on the bandwagon. [link]
It's uber fun.

You asked:
Well then. How’s life?

The Oracle replied:
With balls.


You asked:
That’s...intresting. When will my sudden burst of creative inspiration come?

The Oracle replied:
It will happen by 2016.

You asked:
D: That long? Why?

The Oracle replied:
Blame the government.


You asked:
Intresting. Anyway, what’s the name of the character that shall bring me fame?

The Oracle replied:
Hannes


You asked:
That’s kinda sucky. Got any more?

The Oracle replied:
Hmm. You could ask me any question in the world and you come up with this?


You asked:
Fine, fine. We’ll try this: Who’s story is better? Cleo’s or Midori’s?

The Oracle replied:
Neither. Both are bad.

You asked:
That’s cruel. You sure?

The Oracle replied:
Even at the risk of being called a romantic fool, I must say I am.

You asked:
No fair. What if I told you that your very muse and essense sucked as well?

The Oracle replied:
That’s an interesting opportunity. I’d go for it.

You asked:
Your very muse and essence suck.

The Oracle replied:
I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

You asked:
Deniaaal. Anyway, his name’s Torn. Isn’t he just amazing?

The Oracle replied:
I speak only English, not Ancient Yatvingian or Manichaean Middle Persian.


You asked:
Once more, Torn is amazing, yes?

The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.

You asked:
That’s great. Will he be in a wet dream of mine? (:

The Oracle replied:
*Smiles and nods*

You asked:
....YESSS! Cool beans.

The Oracle replied:
My Artificial Intelligence failed to parse what you said.

You asked:
That’s okay. Who else is in my future wet dreams?

The Oracle replied:
Carson Palmer

You asked:
Who’s that?

The Oracle replied:
Jerry Bruckheimer

You asked:
Wh-What?!

The Oracle replied:
Pleasure

You asked:
Oh my.

The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.

You asked:
Are you molesting me via internet?

The Oracle replied:
Usually I’m not, but right now I surely am. What else would you like to know?

You asked:
Um. Yeah. Maybe later sweet thang?

The Oracle replied:
I don’t understand.

You asked:
That’s good. Okay, one more: read my mind. Who do I love lots?

The Oracle replied:
Bruce Springsteen

You asked:
-gasp- WHO TOLD YOU?!

The Oracle replied:
Jerry Bruckheimer

You asked:
Not cool. Really. How could he spill like that?!

The Oracle replied:
With unlimited time and money.

You asked:
True, true. One more: Did Torn really have gay sex? ):

The Oracle replied:
Of course. Truth is my business. And I’m a pro.

You asked:
-dies-

The Oracle replied:
That doesn’t look like a question to me. Please use complete sentences.

You asked:
Nice to know you care.

The Oracle replied:
Am I? I’ve never thought of this. I must ponder this more deeply.



--Friends--
;;

--Clubs--